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Post Number:#11  PostPosted: 03 May 2009 05:47 
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You know you're married to a Russian woman when..... you find you can no longer drink the tap water you've been drinking all your life!

You know you're married to a Russian woman when.....You start lying that the movie starts 30 mins before it really does.

You know you're married to a Russsian woman when..... yesterday's dinner left overs are still on the counter the next morning.

You know you're married to a Russsian woman when.....every light in the house is on for no reason.

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You know when you are with a Russian Woman (not married yet) when you are happy with your lot in life (even when you have to put up with ridiculous Russian bureaucracy)

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You know you're married to a Russian woman when......... your wife looks hotter in her "domestic gown" than 85% of the women who dressed up to go out.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when........ come to grips with the fact that pancakes aren't just for breakfast any more.

You know you're married to a Russian woman …… if you can stop the urge to strangle her then she is the best woman on the world!

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Welcome back young man..... RAS

Looks that the ridiculous Russian bureaucracy and petty jealousy of the local officials is getting on you.... :(

To be fair we shouldn't forget our own stupid security :x measures and the Biometric system we implement ......... :evil:

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Post Number:#14  PostPosted: 12 Jun 2009 00:46 
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Looks that the ridiculous Russian bureaucracy and petty jealousy of the local officials is getting on you.... :(

To be fair we shouldn't forget our own stupid security :x measures and the Biometric system we implement ......... :evil:


I am not forgetting about our "ridiculous" security
The Biometric system is a joke.

Or is it? :roll:
Is it not a well known fact that Russian women change there finger prints twice a week :lol:
I am sure that, that is why they must submit their fingerprints every time they apply for a visa.
To make sure that the new finger prints match the old ones that are retained on file.
That surely justifies a trip to Moscow, in some cases a 9 hour flight + at least one overnight in a hotel.
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But that is not the issue here

The short version of my frustration with the Stupid Russian Bureaucracy
I transferred my fiancée money to buy an apartment.
The stupid Bank (in Yuzhno-Sakhalin) is now demanding a signed (and apostled) :evil: statement from me stating that the money is for the purchase of an apartment.

Rant over :x

OK Going of topic on this so here are some another you know when(s).

You know when ............... when you have to try and explain that Pancakes (блинчики) are not a Russian invention and you get nowhere.
You know when ............... when you buy a perfectly decent sandwich in a petrol station and you are informed that you are eating garbage.
You know when ................. when you are happy to eat a Russian invention and hide your sandwich wrappers.
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 Post subject: Re: You know you're married to a Russian Woman when...
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......when you have to take off shoes and put them by the front door!!!


  
 
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You know you're married to a Russian woman when.......you realize that she truly, deeply loves you just the way you are!

You know you're married to a Russian woman when.....you start buying odd numbers of flowers.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when.....you eat salad with every meal.


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This is off topic but I didn't see another appropriate thread and although it is funny to me, it was not funny enough to make a new thread.

Yesterday my wife had a call from her friend Oxana who wanted to go shopping with my wife. I have a lot of pet names I call my wife such as darling and baby doll. She left me a note to let me know she was shopping with Oxana and would be back soon.

She signed the note "Your Baby Dole" I thought that Dole word sorta fit a lot of RW. Yes, I know, it isn't THAT funny.

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Apart from Darling and Svetok I also call her Marouska [wink.gif] [happy.gif]

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Apart from Darling and Svetok I also call her Marouska [wink.gif] [happy.gif]


And you are still alive? [biggrin.gif]


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Heck, if you think those names are bad the private joke between my wife and I are that I am her "foot pig". That came from watching the previews for the 3-D movie "Alice in Wonderland"

In the previews the evil queen is sitting on her couch and says "foot pig" upon which her foot pig lays on his back in front of the couch so the queen can use him as a foot rest.

My wife will say, can you get me a cup of coffee and I answer, yes, your foot pig will take care of your every desire.

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