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Author:  Julian [ 30 Jun 2010 18:56 ]
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Just reading on Rupoint and they write " you know when you have been in UK to long When ?? "

I found this quote amusing, but interesting to see what the Russians think of us and here

"--- If you entered the room from the street saying "it's f.. ng freezing outside", and an hour later he entered the sauna in the same room point out "it's bloody hot in here!" - eternally dissatisfied ambient temperature !"

Many others such as:-

-When its normal to show your belly in the street ( especially if fat or pregnant )
-Can eat chocolate bars any time of the day and as soon as leave the house
-Cannot go anywhere without sandwhich
-Get used to having 2 seperate taps for hot and cold
-Spend all October-December saving up to buy everyone presents
-Appologising when somebody else bumps into you
-Your favourite pastime is to mow the lawn
-You wash and polish your car every Saturday, just the same as your neighbour
-When in Russian supermarket you say thankyou and excuse me
-In winter, go to summer footwear
-At the supermarket, buying green bananas ( phew, what a crap )
-If the weekend pays visits McDonald's and Burger King, stoitesh in line for Fish and chips , while not forgetting about Kebab
-If at lunch you always have a packet of Crisps .
- When in December are going to a disco in his shirt .
-If you live near the sea, prefer to swim in the pool.
-If you wear clothes from the "GAP".
-If you cover the body of the incalculable tattoos ...


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Author:  wiz [ 01 Jul 2010 08:08 ]
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You know you're married to a Russian woman when... Sausage is considered a food Staple!! [lol.gif]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... you look forward to going home from work each day. [kiss.gif]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... you are greeted every time you come home from work with her opening the door anticipating your arrival. [thumbs.gif]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... you find you can no longer drink the tap water you've been drinking all your life! [surprised.gif]

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Author:  Malcolm [ 01 Jul 2010 10:35 ]
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You know you're married to a Russian woman when...tomorrow suddenly becomes to far away to think about.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...the idea of drinking tea with milk is considered akin to drinking dog's urine.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...the electrity company writes to thank you for singlehandedly doubling their profits for the year.

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Author:  Markje [ 01 Jul 2010 11:29 ]
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wiz wrote:

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... you find you can no longer drink the tap water you've been drinking all your life! [surprised.gif]

[aferim.gif]


I actually won this point [biggrin.gif] We now drink tap-water [biggrin.gif]

Author:  Olga [ 01 Jul 2010 15:32 ]
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I think tea with milk is just a personal preference. I drink tea with milk since my childhood probably because almost everyone in our family also like tea with milk [lol.gif]

I also love Italian sausages in tomato sauce with spaghetti. But I'm not a fan of sosiski and hotdogs

Author:  Luckyspin [ 01 Jul 2010 19:28 ]
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You know you're married to a Russian woman when ....you acquire a taste for kefir.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... you live with someone who sees all the latest release movies online "for free".

You know you're married to a Russian woman when ... your wife looks hotter in her "domestic gown" than 85 percent of the women who dressed up to go out.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... you work in IT and your wife can configure multiple languages on a laptop faster than you can read how to.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when ... You have more shoes at your front door than in your closet!

and Olga

You know you're married to a Russian woman when ... she drinks Tsai without Milk but always must have a "Confeti".

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Author:  Olga [ 01 Jul 2010 20:11 ]
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Luckyspin wrote:

and Olga

You know you're married to a Russian woman when ... she drinks Tsai without Milk but always must have a "Confeti".

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Luckyspin,

you know, I probably will never have such experience as you guys have, I doubt that one day I will be married to a Russian woman :roll:

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Author:  wiz [ 05 Jul 2010 14:17 ]
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You know you're married to a Russian woman when...Someone wonderful is kissing your face all over and calling you little pet names in Russian that you have no idea what they mean, but you never want it to end...

You know you're married to a Russian Women when...You open presents on December 25th, January 1st, and January 7th.

You know you're married to a Russian Women when...You come home from work to smell cooking and you're really happy about it.

You know you're married to a Russian Women when...You find yourself looking at her and wonder how the heck you could have ever got so lucky.

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Author:  GR1966 [ 12 Jul 2010 19:04 ]
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You know you're married to a Russian Woman when...errrrm i'll let you know!! [lol.gif]
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Author:  Rasboinik [ 12 Jul 2010 23:02 ]
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GR1966 wrote:
You know you're married to a Russian Woman when...errrrm i'll let you know!! [lol.gif]
[confused.gif]

Have you got an announcement to make?

Is this the season for hidden announcements?
We have already had one who tried to sneak through, are you trying the same tactic? [surprised.gif]

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